sometimes you get so close to a person you forget you’re telling them things you’ve never even said out loud before
when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs
i spilled mouthwash on my keyboard
listerined my whole shit
It’s in mint condition now
you’re the worst person in the world
Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month
1. If it feels wrong, don’t do it.
2. Say “exactly” what you mean.
3. Don’t be a people pleaser.
4. Trust your instincts.
5. Never speak badly about yourself.
6. Never give up on your dreams.
7. Don’t be afraid to say “no”.
8. Don’t be afraid to say “yes”.
9. Resist the need to always have control.
10. Stay away from drama and negativity – as much as possible.
Source: Lessons Learned in Life
Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.